The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Scorpio Life sucks, but you’re good. Or you suck, but life’s good. Or maybe some other vice versa-able combination where it’s extremely difficult to tell the difference between the...
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The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Leo As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time you ever remember performing...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said day and were reminded,...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries Don’t forget that it’s your birthday. Taurus Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than you for sharing yourself...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Contributor Aries You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, emanating from you or...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries Just because we can’t live in the past is no reason not to keep it alive. But you don’t have to try to keep it alive in order...
