Emily articulated: Written in the stars
By Emily Erickson
Reader Columnist
I had a notably bad day last week. Not the kind of bad day when anything catastrophic or earth-shattering happened, but a day where one …
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The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Leo
As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time …
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Cancer
As patron saint of food and fellow Cancer Anthony Bourdain once said, “I’m not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil …
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
Strengths can sometimes be weaknesses, as in the overly-optimistic person who gets disappointed more often than not, but who needs that very optimism just …
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said …
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
Don’t forget that it’s your birthday.
Taurus
Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than …
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Contributor
Aries
You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, …
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