Emily articulated: Written in the stars
By Emily Erickson Reader Columnist I had a notably bad day last week. Not the kind of bad day when anything catastrophic or earth-shattering happened, but a day where one little thing after another...
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The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Leo As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time you ever remember performing...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Cancer As patron saint of food and fellow Cancer Anthony Bourdain once said, “I’m not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries Strengths can sometimes be weaknesses, as in the overly-optimistic person who gets disappointed more often than not, but who needs that very optimism just to get out of...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said day and were reminded,...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries Don’t forget that it’s your birthday. Taurus Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than you for sharing yourself...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Contributor Aries You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, emanating from you or...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries It is what it was. It was what it is. There’s a time and a place for everything — this month being a time when some brow-deep brown-nosing...
The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman Reader Columnist Aries Just because we can’t live in the past is no reason not to keep it alive. But you don’t have to try to keep it alive in order...
